Demelza Devon got home early that night as usual she dumped her bag on the dusty table in the corridor and took a deep breath of fresh musty air. Spending all day in a lovely bright white and clean air conditioned room that smelt like peppermint was not her idea of paradise. No she much preferred the dank, dark, musty, stuffy, rank, stale unventilated underground house that she called home along with her only companion a black cat called timothy.
She entered her kitchen looking for timothy of course he wasn’t there but she new exactly where he would be, in the bathroom. Now this bathroom wasn’t an ordinary one where the bathtub should have been there was a fire place with a cauldron boiling over it full of a green rusty coloured thick liquid bubbling happily giving of a rather foul stanch of rotting frogs legs. Where the sink should have been there were shelves full of ingredients but not ordinary ingredients things like ginger and flour maybe a bit of spaghetti no these shelves were full of magical and mythical things, there was vampire fangs and hairs off a unicorn light of Zeus and eye of newt. As Demelza entered there timothy was brewing some sort of concoction in the toilet bowl. Now don’t get any ideas about this toilet being bright white and normal of all things it was so brown and disgusting if you didn’t know it was toilet you’d think it was someone’s mould garden. And if you are thinking it is weird for a cat to be brewing a potion in the toilet bowl you obviously have a lot to learn about magic.
Uncategorized | Comment (0)you feel the rain poring down
it makes you feel so sad and down
i wish it would just go away
and come again another day
unfortunately that wont happen
due to the clouds are full and drippen
the thunder raors and the lightning strikes
making it impossible to play outside
my mother says be thankful
i say stupid clouds are being cranky
i know we are in a drought
my dads says stop that pout
i go outside to get wet
insted the sun comes out
its shinig bright
and is obviously unaware of what s been going on
now its way to hot
the sweat is dripping of my back
it falls to the raod
sizzle sizzle pop
and evaporates in to nothingness
my mother trys to bring me in
i say no this weather shall not conquer me
and all of asudden it starts to snow
old man winter how did you know
i wanted to be cold but not this cold
just bring some nice cool weather
but not snow
i want an ordinary day
with sun and clouds
and no rain or snow
i want it to be 24
all day long
with some varition to make the plants grow
but if you must rain and snow
please inform the weather man
becauyse i am sick if rugging up
for a hot sweaty day
Uncategorized | Comment (0)How to remove atiger from your kitchen
Step one:
Before you can get rid of the tiger you have to know what its motive is for coming into your kitchen in the first place. Maybe you were cooking dinner and that lured the tiger in or you had just stepped out for a minute leaving some meat to thaw on the sink but one of the most common reason is live pray tigers cant resist live pray to them a child is a tender, juicy, succulent, mouth watering piece of antelope or deer. My mouth is watering as we speak.
Step two:
You now know what its motive is, but you are thinking how to get rid of it? Well it’s as simple as this find something the tiger wants more than what it has write at that moment. Maybe you can lure it out by tying your child to piece of string and dangling them of the roof. But since not many parents go for this option or the child is inside with the tiger we had to think of a different more complex way.
Step three:
Ok so now you are being difficult making me think of a different way to get this tiger out with out having to call child services. So the harder way is to scar the tiger out you have to be very careful when planning this because if the tiger even gets a whiff of what you are up to it wont work and you will have to move house. The one thing a tiger is scared of is garlic. Because they are descendants from the vampire species. People will say that vampires are extinct so don’t pay any attention because they most certainly are not tigers are vampires that have evolved.
Step four:
Strategically place garlic around the outside of your house making sure the tiger has no idea what is going on then splash some holy water on the tiger and say this over and over till the tigers vanishes in a puff of smoke. ‘vá o tigre vai-se nós dont querem-no shew shew puf! puf! vão awy.
what happened before the story be
What happened before the story began? The world was doomed by the Tartus sun rotation and nobody knew. Well at least nobody but one person. Unfortunately this person was being held captive in Guantanamo Bay a high security US prison. Zaed Mustafa was this person, he had been studying ancient Egypt his whole life and was probably the only person on earth who might know the location of the seven ancient wonders of the world. Mean while a team of two people Captain West and Wizard were enduring booby trap after booby trap in Tunisia in a volcano that contained some ancient scrolls that would have all the information that one person would ever need to know about the seven ancient wonders, maybe even the location. Of course they didn’t know this but they were soon to find out that they held the key to save the world. “Wizard are you sure we are going the right way?” “Yes I am sure I didn’t spend years studying history at The Smithsonian for nothing you know, and then there’s all that extra research I was asked to do by the secret service. Yes I think we are right way. Now concentrate on the task at hand, you nearly walked into another trap.” “Me, walk into a trap. Never”. Captain West and Wizard continued to dodge traps and at the last trap they got stuck There was a huge canyon and the only way down was to jump. There was no where to tie a rope up and no rock holds on the walls. Or so it appeared. To the left on the wall well concealed was a trigger. Wizard didn’t even notice when he leaned against it because all of a sudden there in front of them was a rope ladder that had descended from the roof all the way to the bottom of the canyon. West and Wizard reached the bottom of the canyon and an amazing site met them the walls were covered in gold with hieroglyphics all over them and right in the centre was a silver podium with an awe-inspiring detailed engraving. It was a box and in the box were the ancient scrolls that West and Wizard had been searching for. Little did they know that this discovery was going to lead them on a huge hunt to save the world?
Uncategorized | Comment (0)Do you ever get that feeling……….
do you ever get the feeling that your teacher think that they are the only one handding out home work and projects. beacuase i do
They never seem to realise that all we are doing is homework. The religion teacher wonders why we fall asleep in his class. its beacause everyone was up the night before doing six hours of homework and religion is the only subject nothing happens in.
you no what i even got an assignment for maths how silly is that i go to maths to do numbery things not do english about maths.
some times i just wish teachers would talk to each other and see howuch homework thay are actually giving
so that I CAN SLEEP FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR!
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